The squirrels in central park are, how do I say this delicately, brave little mother fuckers. They will sit at your feet and wait for food to drop, and I swear to god if they could talk they would end all their sentences with the word bitch. ie: "gimme your bagel, bitch", or "I gotta go get some nuts, bitch". At the park the other day, I even saw a lady feed a squirrel from her hand by having the squirrel climb up her pant leg. Are people so stupid that they don't realize these animals have rabies running through there blood stream? Wtf! I can't figure it out.
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