grumbling he goes and answers it to find a snail sitting on his
doorstep. The snail looks up and says "would you like to buy a
magazine subscription?". the man sighs and kicks the snail as hard as
he can and sends him flying.
Two years later the man is sitting by the fire reading a newspaper and
he hears a knock at the door. he answers it to find the snail sitting
on his doorstep again. The snail looks up at him and yells. "What the
fuck was that all about?".
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